As water goes down the drain, there is a whirlwind of a spin that is created just before the water goes through the hole. Now picture you taking a tablet and as you chase it with water, the same effect happens and the tablet sort of sticks to your tongue and leaves you with a bitter taste. The cum face for such a scenario is award winning when your passed on by a man or a woman in a social setting for another. We are all animals in this urban jungle and its a man eat man society or better yet you snooze you loose. Follow my lead…….
Just like in traffic when you arrive at a social gathering it is essential to know your lane. We all have preferences be it BBW’s, slim, tall, short, well built….ya’ll get the picture. Get your drink and start socializing with your eyes (I didn’t say staring). It only takes seconds to glide through a room with your eyes leave alone an individual. Back to the road…there are several ways to approach a roundabout depending on where your destination is, you can’t all be clogged up in one place because thats how Jam is caused. Kindly keep up….. Drink in hand and the lap of honor commences, this leisurely stroll is meant to assist you identify your most preferred suitor for the night. If you happen to lock eyes with someone that you consider attractive to your taste, raise both your eyebrows put a smile on your face and mimic the words hi. Its a polite signal that shows intention to approach to both women and men. There is a funny saying that says honk when your in love, thats complete bull if you ask me. When you are requesting to be given way or when your giving someone way on the road, you flash your headlights once or twice its the closest thing to raising both eyebrows. Winking is just too creepy especially when you get it wrong and end up scratching your eyes as a cover.
Now that non-verbal communication has been established, its time to approach the intention. A woman would respond to the eyebrow raise with a giggle and that right there is the invitation. I am not sure about a guy…well never been that lucky. On a normal highway you can stop or slow down for a number of reasons, bump, zebra crossing, pothole, reckless drivers or just being overtaken. Cautiously strolling to the man or woman you have spotted, as you maintain eye contact avoid colliding with waiters or waitresses that can cause funny stains (reckless drivers), watch your steps (bumps), remember your not the only one who has spotted…allow for the other hopefuls to say hi and bye (zebra crossing). A slight chance someone might accidentally drop there drink on the floor making you to go around it (pothole). Finally the worst possible outcome, when someone else gets there ahead of you (overtaking), keep your cool and maintain your lane as you wait for the passing cloud to clear. Keep stealing glances and if your eyes lock once again, approach and recognize the competition first say hello and proceed to your prize. Avoid gashing and be cool with your conversation and it might be a happy ending.
The above isn’t meant to be a tutorial on engaging the opposite sex so kindly do not attempt and blame the bluntchap if not successful. The author experienced some luck along the way and saw it fit to share. Make your own luck……..Until the next scribble…………………
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